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深夜幽默说说心情短语
更新时间: 2021-01-23 18:33:31  

1、肥胖是会呼吸的痛,吃肯德基会痛,吃麦当劳会痛,连喝水也痛。

2、说出来怕吓到你们,我可是有后台的人,可以同时运行3个程序。

3、见到我以后你会突然发现——啊,原来帅也可以这样具体呀!

4、你要是不喜欢我,我就抱着你裤腿哭,拿你衣服擦鼻涕泡,我不要体面,只要你。

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