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幽默笑话短句
更新时间: 2021-06-16 12:13:19  

1、我就算是一只癞蛤蟆,我也决不娶母癞蛤蟆。

2、孙悟空提皮箱在前,唐僧开宝马在后。

3、大山不是堆的,火车不是推的,积极不是催的,牛皮是你吹的!

4、出考场的那刻,告诉自己:没事,志在参与!

5、长相分两种,一种是好看的,一种是难看的,你是属于中间的,好难看的。

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