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天热幽默说说
更新时间: 2021-06-11 22:25:49  

1、宁可在空调房里哭,也不要在电风扇下笑!

2、现在出门的都是“抗日英雄”。常在街上走,哪有不湿身。

3、半夜我又被热醒了,于是默默地起来给室友盖上被子

4、从今天开始,我不再是单身狗,而是热狗!

5、这个天气,一约就能跟你出去的都是生死之交!

6、天气热得象蒸笼,人都快变成包子了。

7、今天上班路上不小心摔了一跤,被医院确诊为三级烫伤。

8、这年头秀恩爱已经不可耻了,最可耻的就是秀空调了……

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