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世界上最搞笑的笑话
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1.皇帝对身旁的小李子说:你用一个字来形容朕。小李子回答:喳!然后小李子就被砍了。。。

2.刚刚在筛简历的时候,看到某毕业生简历--获奖经历:在校期间多次获得康师傅“再来一瓶”奖励。

3、尼采去面试,面试官问:“你叫什么?”“尼采。”“猜你个姥姥啊!下一个!”

4.历史课上老师问小明:你知道当初日本人怎么嘲笑我们的吗?小明:呵呵呵呵呵呵呵...

5.听来的,某人去东北出差,在饭馆要啤酒,服务员问,您要常温的还是冷藏的?某人怒道,这大冷天的你还让我喝冷藏的?!服务员淡定的说,常温的零下15°,冷藏的零下1°

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