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幽默有趣的对联
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1、上联:文凭高水平低工作马马虎虎,下联:能力强拿钱少办事扎扎实实,横批:格格不入。

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3、上联:上压下层层加码,马到成功,下联:下骗上节节掺水,水到渠成,横批:皆大欢喜。

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5、上联:送“祸”下乡,下联:明码标“假”,横批:“商”风败俗。

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