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开心一笑幽默笑话
更新时间: 2021-03-14 07:41:49  

1、愚公临死前,把儿子叫到床前,拼尽最后的力气说:“移山!移山!”儿子:“亮晶晶?”

2、轻轻的我走了,正如我轻轻的来。我抖一抖麻袋,不带走一棵白菜。

3、高中时每人发个胸牌。一次来检查前,班主任跑到教室大声喊,大家快把胸罩戴起来,来检查的啦…全场鸦雀无声…

4、我也曾青春逼人,可惜现在青春没了,就剩这么个逼人了。

5、每次生病我都去输液,然后故意问护士姐姐,绑在手腕上的那根橡皮管是什么啊,就为了听一声“压脉带”……

6、昨天看到一妹纸在小区里练习太空步,摩擦摩擦似魔鬼的步伐。我走过去谦虚地问:妹纸能教教我吗?妹纸:滚,我踩到狗屎了!

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