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自黑搞笑幽默的句子
更新时间: 2021-01-13 05:22:04  

1、自从我得了神经病以后,整个人比以前精神多了。

2、不要看我瘦,我浑身是肌肉;不要看我黑,我满脸放光辉。

3、是金子总会发光,可我连一粒尘埃都算不上。

4、没结婚前,我好像一只自由的小鸟。而现在则是一只被栓了链子的狗!

5、上帝为你关上了一扇门,然后就去洗洗睡了。

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