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来点搞笑的小故事要健康的
更新时间: 2020-10-21 00:00:00  

语文课,老师叫起一昏睡同学回答问题,该同学迷迷糊糊啥也说不出。老师说:你会不会呀?不会也吱一声啊。该同学:吱。一壁虎误入鳄鱼池,丧命之时,壁虎急中生智,一把抱住鳄鱼大叫:妈妈。鳄鱼一愣,立刻老泪纵横:都瘦成这样了,别再上班了,放假吧。有一天一个蚂蚁正在晒太阳,突然看见大象慢悠悠的走来,忙起身伸直前腿,旁边的兔子忙问你在干吗呢? 蚂蚁说:嘘,小声点 看我拌他一脚。小明上完厕所回到教室跟老师说:厕所有好多蚂蚁。老师忽然想到蚂蚁的英文ant这个单词,于是测试小明:蚂蚁怎么说?小明一脸茫然说:蚂蚁它什么也没说。

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