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愚人节套路别人的句子
更新时间: 2021-03-26 21:46:57  

1、如果一定和猪比,我认为你最少有两点和它不同:你比它能吃。它比你聪明。

2、这段日子以来,我一直想对你说三个字,但又怕说了连普通朋友也做不成,可我控制不住,还是想说:借点钱!

3、给你讲个故事吧!某农民养了一栏猪,一天发现少了一只,找了半天也没找着,最后终于发现,那只猪原来正躲在角落里看手机短信!唐僧跟悟空说:八戒为人最笨,为师担心他愚人节被别人整蛊,悟空你去告诉他,在愚人节当天别看短信。悟空答:报告师傅,太迟了,八戒已经被整蛊,正在看短信呢!八戒别看了,还看!哈哈,祝愚人节快乐!

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