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拍一拍经典搞笑句子
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1、拍了拍我的钱包说养我一辈子

2、拍了拍我的儿子说大哥您好!

3、拍了拍我的沐浴露吹出了泡泡

4、拍了拍我的甜筒并糊了一手

5、拍了拍我的奶茶说这杯我请

6、拍了拍我的米饭说再来十碗

7、拍了拍我的前任坟头并烧了香

8、拍了拍我的果照后因犯法被抓

9、拍了拍我的枕头说过去点一起

10、拍了拍我的床说睡吧要梦到我

11、拍了拍我的床说猪啊还在睡

12、拍了拍我的飞船表示也想上天

13、拍了拍我的垃圾桶说这是我家

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