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帮我写几个搞笑的春联谢谢了
更新时间： 2020-07-11 00:00:00  

1、上联：说你行你就行不行也行；下联：你说不行就不行行也不行；横批：不服不行。

2、上联：忆往昔，红米饭，南瓜汤，老婆一个，小孩一帮；下联：看今朝，白米饭，王八汤，小孩一个，老婆一帮；横批：与时俱进

3、上联：爱与被爱都很难；下联：有情有缘要时间；横批：情义无价

4、上联：假名假姓假地址；下联：骗吃骗喝骗感情；横批：愿者上钩

5、上联：风在刮，雨在下，我在等你回电话；下联：为你生，为你死，为你守候一辈子；横批：发错人了。

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