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光棍节经典搞笑段子
更新时间: 2020-08-15 00:00:00  

1、光棍节将到,祝已成婚的“双截棍”们万事如意,恋爱的“相思棍”们幸福甜蜜,还单身的“独竿棍”们前程似锦,无论大棍、小棍、男棍、女棍,棍棍快乐。

2、光棍节将来到,节日活动不能少:若是单身没人伴,电话拨拨齐相聚,通宵畅谈把酒言欢,不必担心有人查岗;早已脱光不孤单,情人做伴心暖暖。

3、光棍节就要到,提醒你全力以赴准备好,以百米冲刺的速度往前跑,给喜欢的美眉送礼包,邀请她一起唱歌一起跳,共同脱单去烦恼。

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