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关于没钱的幽默说说
更新时间: 2020-10-30 00:00:00  

成功的丈夫,是钱多到妻子花不完;成功的妻子,是找到这种丈夫。

我们产生一点小分歧:她希望我把粪土变黄金,我希望她视黄金如粪土!

你说你会爱我一辈子,我真傻,居然忘了问“是这辈子还是下辈子”

一个人时,善待自己;两个人时,善待对方。

如果领导下个月再不给我加薪,我就辞职,辞职前再给他送两条中华,抽死他。

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