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简短的笑话
更新时间: 2021-04-08 20:27:34  

1、请你不要每次都用很羡慕的口吻对我说:“眼睛小真好,上课打瞌睡都不会被老师发现!”

2、利益对友谊说:当你血流满面的时候,我不会看着你死,会给你一脚的。

3、悄悄地我走了,正如我悄悄的来,我挥一挥衣袖,那个谁在后面谁买单啊!

4、看到装牛的人,我都低下头,不是我谦虚,其实我在找板砖。

5、计划赶不上变化!变化赶不上电话!电话赶不上说法!说法赶不上想法!

6、偶在家看世界杯时说:“偶喜欢托蒂!”妈妈在旁边听见了说:“哼,说得好听,我怎么没见你拖!”

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