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最搞笑的短信内容
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1、我把公司当成了家,把办公桌当成了床,醒了去趟厕所,饿了就去个食堂。莫要说我无理可讲,其实俺这叫工作狂。

2、听说你工作疯狂,难道是爱共产党,领导大家人人夸,能明白多么恨你,可否痴心改一改。(请看每句第三个字。

3、期待:下班;目标:升职加薪;口号:动动手,动动脚,全身运动来一场。早上班,晚下班,快乐日子我说算。态度:我是被逼的。

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