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2020搞笑朋友圈句子
更新时间: 2020-10-28 00:00:00  

1、多亏我是个胖子,伤心时可以捏捏肚子。

2、其实我这电脑也不是干什么都慢,至少它死机挺快的。

3、成功源于后天的努力,所以今明两天休息吧。

4、有人收闲置宝贝吗,反正我闲着也是闲着。

5、假如可以选择生活,我宁愿简简单单。一个茶杯、一间茅屋、一亩良田、一亿存款。简简单单,挺好。

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