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经典搞笑语录
更新时间: 2021-02-11 08:48:05  

1、你让我滚,我滚了。你让我回来,对不起,滚远了。

2、脱了衣服你是禽兽,穿上衣服你是衣冠禽兽!

3、只要锄头舞的好,那有墙角挖不倒?

4、劝您别去整容,还是早日投胎比较靠谱!

5、我说话有点雷,玩起来有点疯,所以你们就叫我雷锋吧。

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