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友谊句子简短的搞笑
更新时间: 2021-02-11 21:33:43  

1、谁,执我之手,敛我半世癫狂;谁,吻我之眸,遮我半世流离。

2、说金钱是罪恶,都在捞;说美女是祸水,都想要;说高处不胜寒,都在爬;说烟酒伤身体,都不戒;说天堂最美好,都不去!

3、虽然我长的不是很帅,但小时候也有人夸我左边鼻孔很偶像派。

4、逃课太多,昨天想去上课,见到教授,教授惊讶地说,这么长时间不见,长这么大了。

5、早起,晚归,依旧月光族;累死,累活,依旧不咋滴;叹天,叹地,依旧没有钱。亲人看不起,朋友要远离,爱人全抛弃,问天问地问原因,还是赶紧把钱攒。愿你钱包鼓鼓!

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