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哄女孩开心的笑话有哪些
更新时间: 2021-04-20 18:07:14  

1、一天,牛给驴出了一个难题,问“蠢”字下面两只虫子哪只是公的,哪只是母的。驴绞尽脑汁,还是答不上来。牛骂道:真是头蠢驴,男左女右嘛!

2、毕业后七年,总算接了个大工程,造一根三十米烟囱,工期两个月,造价三十万,不过要垫资。总算在去年年底搞完了。今天人家去验收,被人骂得要死,还没有钱拿。!图纸看反了,人家是要挖一口井!

3、一醉汉不慎从三楼掉下,引来路人围观,一警察过来:发生什么事?醉汉:不清楚,我也是刚到。

4、医生问病人是怎么骨折的。病人说,我觉得鞋里有沙子,就扶着电线杆抖鞋。有个经过那里,以为我触电了,便抄起木棍给了我两棍子!

5、乌龟受伤。让蜗牛去买药。过了2个小时。蜗牛还没回来。乌龟急了骂道:他再不回来老子就死了!这时门外传来了蜗牛的声音:你再说老子不去了!

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