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幽默语录
更新时间: 2021-02-16 09:04:47  

1、你让我滚,我滚了。你让我回来,对不起,滚远了。

2、脱了衣服你是禽兽,穿上衣服你是衣冠禽兽!

3、只要锄头舞的好,那有墙角挖不倒?

4、劝您别去整容,还是早日投胎比较靠谱!

5、我说话有点雷,玩起来有点疯,所以你们就叫我雷锋吧。

6、猪有猪的思想,人有人的思想,如果猪有了人的思想,那就不是猪了,那是八戒。

7、小鸟虽小,可它玩的确是整个天空。

8、以后谁再说爱你,上去啪就一嘴巴子,他要没还手他就是真爱你。

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