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爆笑可爱的短句
更新时间: 2021-04-22 01:12:03  

1、每次出门前都有种错觉:今天丑得并不明显。

2、你是一盘土豆丝又土又逗又屌丝。

3、你们见过最土豪的是什么事?我来说一个,今天看见一人去营业厅充话费,问充多少,他瞟了营业员一眼,说:充满!

4、每当我找到了成功的钥匙,就有人把锁给换了。

5、喜欢多简单啊,就是我看见你第一眼,就想和你睡觉。

6、开开心心,不动脑筋,可可爱爱,没有脑袋。

7、四个人同时追我我有什么办法,只能交闪现了啊!

8、是福不是祸,我是你老婆你躲不过。

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