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经典雷人搞笑语句
更新时间: 2020-08-18 00:00:00  

1、哥活到现在,能拿得起放得下的只有筷子了。2、我身在江湖,江湖却没有关于我的传说。3、我们之间全是谎言,还谈什么欺骗。4、别人的钱,乃我的身外之物。5、猛的一看你不怎么样,仔细一看还不如猛的一看。6、陪我一起数星星吧,还是算了,你智商低,你就数月亮吧。7、跌倒了,爬起来再哭。8、没什么事不要找我,有事更不用找我。9、生活嘛,就是生下来,活下去。10、我来到这世界上,就从没打算活着回去过。

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