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夫妻幸福搞怪的句子
更新时间: 2021-05-07 14:25:03  

1、早上下夜班回到家,发现床头放着一千块钱,就问老婆怎么回事!隔壁王哥给的。

2、老婆看我神色不对便又说到:“跟你开玩笑的,他一个人怎么可能给这么多!”

3、看到老公在玩iPad,蹭到他身边问:“老公,我是你的什么?”

“哦,你是我的iPad啊!”

“这样你就可以把我捧在手心里了对不对?”

“不是啊……”

“那是什么?”

“是前平后板啊……”

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