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祝晚安的句子搞笑幽默
更新时间: 2021-02-23 17:57:35  

1、夜深了,人静了,请没有睡觉的赶快睡觉,已经睡着的翻个身子继续睡!祝你好梦!

2、警告:您此时的睡觉姿势不正确。为了您的身体健康,请您起来重睡……手机实时监测系统。晚安!

3、一直好想问你一句话却又不敢贸然开口。特别是在宁静孤独的夜里,思绪万千让我辗转难眠,只好发短信问你…还尿床吗?哈哈,晚安!

4、将这封短信转发3次,你会走财运;再转发6次,你会走官运;再转发9次,你会走桃花运;再转发12次,你将花掉3元钱!晚安!

5、亲爱的,昨天晚上我和周公下棋的时候,看到周公他老婆在锈鞋垫,很好看呢!你今晚要早点休息,去跟人家学学.晚安宝贝,做个好梦!

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