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幽默自嘲高情商的句子
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1、比三观更重要的是五官。

2、不要留恋姐。姐卸了妆要你吐血。

3、如果说我这个脸算混血儿的话,最多是越南帮柬埔寨的混血儿。

4、我每天除了吃饭的时光全在减肥,你还说我没有毅力?

5、感激我的双眼,再小,再眯,我也能看见,日出,日落,花开,花谢。

6、我并非独身,有一硬盘的姑娘陪着我呢。

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