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搞笑幽默句子
更新时间: 2021-05-24 09:04:19  

1、我发起脾气来,我自己都害怕,我害怕别人打我。

2、月光光,心惶惶,真是偷鸡摸狗的好时光。

3、我知道强扭的瓜不甜,可我就喜欢糟蹋东西。

4、既然喝水都胖,那我干嘛不喝可乐。

5、一个人久了,连煮个饺子都得把粘在一起的俩个分开。

6、身在福中不知福,说的有些人已经发福了,但自己却装作不知道一样。

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