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幽默周末说说心情短语
更新时间: 2021-03-01 05:28:57  

1、鸽子太烦人,总爱咕咕咕,小猫爱撒娇,总是喵喵喵,小狗太闹腾,总是汪汪汪;数来数去还是你最好,周末也不吵闹,呆在圈里睡大觉。猪,周末快乐!

2、你打喷嚏了吗?那是我想你了;你耳朵痒了吗?那是我祝福你了;你吃饭了吗?不管你吃没吃你赶快请我吃吧!祝周末快乐!

3、星期一:生活顺心,星期二:工作顺利,星期三:一路顺风,星期四:风调雨顺,星期五:一帆风顺,周末万事皆顺,升迁发财更是顺理成章。祝君周末愉快!

4、黄鼠狼给鸡打电话:今天周末,晚上我开车接你去卡拉ok,然后宵夜。鸡答应了。结果,鸡成了黄鼠狼的夜宵。祝正在看短信的你周末快乐,小心防狼!

5、坐上幸福的轿车,脚踏快乐的油门,手握顺心的方向盘,点燃开心发动轿车,向周末目的地出发;旅游去吧,它能散去你一周的烦闷;祝你周末快乐!

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