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经典笑话短信
更新时间: 2021-06-17 21:04:16  

1、别笑乌龟傻,人家懂八卦;别笑蜗牛笨,人家有房又有家;别说自己跑得快,依然慢过CPI;别给你的美元多,换成人民币你会发现少了许多。

2、人的生活状态有两种:辉煌地活着和灰黄地活着。

3、如果你经常不按时吃饭,过不了多久就必须按时吃药。

4、要是经常往上看,你会长高,如果老是低着头捡便宜,你就会驼背。

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