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冷笑话脑筋急转弯
更新时间: 2021-06-05 04:04:47  

1、为什么蚕宝宝很有钱?==>因为它会结茧(节俭)

2、为什么小白兔不嫁给斑马呢?==>因为兔妈妈说纹身不是好孩子

3、X什么时候可以统一?==>买方便面的时候(统一方便面)

4、猴子不喜欢什么线?==>平行线(因为没有相交)

5、巧克力和西红柿打架,为什么是巧克力赢?==>因为巧克力棒嘛

6、鲨鱼吃了绿豆会怎么样?==>变成了绿豆沙

7、火柴烧着后进了医院,变成了什么?==>棉签

8、林黛玉是怎么死的呢?==>摔死的(天上掉下个林妹妹)

9、一头猪说:加油啊,打一食品?==>朱古力

10、土豆捅了包子致命一刀,怎样了?==>变成豆沙(杀)包了

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