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简短幽默的早安问候语
更新时间: 2021-05-31 09:29:12  

1、你若成功了,吃青菜那叫养生。你若失败了,吃青菜则叫寒酸!早安!

2、减肥这种事从来不会船到桥头自然直。你这体重,没到桥头船就沉了。早安!

3、生活不止眼前的苟且,还有前任的喜帖。早安!

4、时间是把杀猪刀,这话只适用于长得好看的人。它拿丑的人一点办法都没有。早安!

关键词: 简短 幽默 早安 问候

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