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搞笑说说短句爆笑
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1、今天看到前女友坐在电瓶车后座上,搂着她现任男友的腰冻得瑟瑟发抖的样子,我扬起嘴角得意一笑,挤上了暖和的公交车。

2、如果再次遇见你,我一定把你拉入卧室锁上房门,把你按在床上用被子蒙住我俩的头,挽起袖子告诉你,我的手表是夜光的。

3、人和猪的区别就是:猪一直是猪,而人有时却不是人!

4、睡觉梦见一个小孩拿弓箭射我,我打了他一顿,直到他说下次不敢了,我才满意的停手,临走时我问他叫什么,他说他叫:丘比特。

5、世界上最远的距离,莫过于公交车上我频频看你,你频频看我,我对你一见钟情,而你却紧紧地捂着钱包。

6、现在的学生吃饱了没事干,就想找个男朋友女朋友,而我就比较特别了,我吃不饱!

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