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春运搞笑说说
更新时间: 2021-05-05 23:52:58  

1、不阅历人渣怎么能长大没人能马马虎虎坐火车回家。

2、人隐士海,只闻声声音,看不见脸!只感到脚丫子被踩不晓得是谁?

3、奥运:中国人民站起来了;亚运:中国国民挺来了;大运:中国人民直起来了;春运:中国人民还弯着!

4、春运期近……男:“做我女友人吧!”女:“就凭你?”男:“我姐在火车站卖票……”女:“我许可你了!”

5、春运时火车十分拥挤,某君趁泊车时将屁股伸出窗外大便。车下的巡检员发明大喊:叼雪茄的胖子,把头缩回去。

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