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关于春运的搞笑说说
更新时间: 2021-05-03 02:31:14  

1、无尽的等待挡不住归乡的思情,想起离家时母亲的叮咛,归家时母亲眼中的亲情,寒风里心中依旧充满着温暖!

2、买票难,买票烦,排队之时苦难言。阿弥陀佛口中念,临时抱佛脚灵不显。发誓虔诚把佛念,来生做佛做神仙,不用买票排长队,来去自如多悠然。

3、春运:举头望青天,何时有车票,青天不作答,贩子随声应,两张黄牛票,一踏兜里钱,换还是不换?给还是不给?黄牛答:为了等你,俺可是三天没睡觉啦!

4、铁路通四海,一票却难买,制度年年改,火车站外,依旧人山人海,早起还需晚睡,通宵又得达旦,车票还是如此难买!祝所有回家的朋友,早日买到回家的车票!

5、望你望的望眼欲穿;想你想的思绪难眠;为你挤得昏天黑地;恨你害我焦躁不安。

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