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圣诞节祝福搞笑
更新时间: 2021-04-29 13:37:06  

1、一天我擦亮阿拉丁的神灯,灯神说:我会满足你一个愿望。我说:请祝福正在看短信的人圣诞快乐!

2、孩子,我是圣诞老人,有一份圣诞大礼要送给你。什么……你们家没有烟囱?还不去买!

3、如果圣诞老人给我一个机会,我会对你说:圣诞快乐!一定要在快乐上加上一个期限,我希望是:一万年!

4、当钟声响起,我就是你的...别想错了,不是婚礼上的钟声,是圣诞的钟声,而我是你欠给礼物的人!

5、圣诞老人说,今年他要把礼物放在我们俩个人的袜子里。所以,平安夜你要陪在我身边......6.爱是雪,情是花,变成雪花飘你家,铃儿响,鹿儿跑,把我的心儿带给你,平安夜,狂欢夜有你有我才精彩!

关键词: 圣诞节 祝福 搞笑

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