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陪孩子做作业幽默话语
更新时间: 2021-04-10 18:49:38  

1、说真的,陪娃作业,就是劳民伤财伤儿伤己的事!脾气上来,谁也拦不住,这种冲动,没有亲身体验过是永远感受不到的。

2、二胎提前破羊水,就是因我辅导老大作业。

3、分分钟觉得自己的乳腺纤维瘤要恶化了!

4、且听风吟,开学半个多月,我是先溃疡,后牙龈上火,再到舌头烂,现在都没好彻底……陪娃作业伤身啊!

5、陪娃写作业之前,把窗户关上,怕楼下听到我咆哮以为哪家有个神经病。

关键词: 孩子 作业 幽默 话语

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