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幽默哲理句子精辟
更新时间: 2021-04-05 17:24:43  

1、穿着外套出门,台风没来;带着雨伞出门,雨也没下。天气预报是忽悠人的,我做报表是假的,说爱我的人也是假的。到底还有什么是真的?

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3、懒惰有一点特别招人喜欢,那就是,不用学就会。

4、有钱的都是大爷!但是欠钱不还的更是。

5、其实你我都一样,人人都在装,关键是要装像了,装圆了,有一个门槛,装成了就迈进去,成为传说中的性情中人,没装好,就卡在那里了。就是卡门。

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