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春运乘务员搞笑语录
更新时间: 2021-03-31 05:30:36  

1、手机有电,感情在线。手机没电,爱情断线,要想连线,立马充电......充电宝啦,有没有人要充电宝啊?

2、哎,充电宝充电宝了哎,没电不要装成有电的样子哩,你都看了一宿了,还说有电,流泪大甩卖了哎,原来一百五现在一百块你说流没流泪,充电宝充电宝!

3、啤酒饮料矿泉水,花生瓜子八宝粥。腿收一下了啊。

4、瓜子花生烤鱼片了,啤酒饮料矿泉水啦,前面麻烦把腿收一下。

5、这无聊的旅途,相信大家都幸苦了,接下来我给大家带来一个有意思的产品......

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