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好玩的说说简短
更新时间: 2021-03-23 03:26:51  

1、跟一个女孩表白,她问我:“你愿意为我放弃一切吗?”我说:“当然愿意!”然后她说:“那你就放弃追我吧。”

2、求推荐一款万以上的跑车,起步快,够舒适,外观好看点的,越贵越好,我想换个手机壁纸。

3、我想把你当成座便,因为我看你不顺眼的时候好一屁股坐死你。

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