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宿舍说说文案搞笑
更新时间: 2021-03-18 04:33:32  

1、进错寝室,上别人的床,玩了会手机,后知后觉慢慢的下床开门出去,没有留下任何气息。

2、在宿舍里聊天,刚好说到:“历史老师今天好凶哦”“我觉得有一点点吧”另外一个舍友回来第一句话就说:“我也想喝一点点。”

3、舍友说梦话:你来防科比,我去防麦迪。

4、舍友问我北京属于福建省吗,我当下真的晴天霹雳。

5、一回宿舍就拿着空调遥控器“巴拉拉能量呜呼啦呼 空调开!”

6、每次我们寝室煮火锅,碗都拿来装菜了,所以没碗了就都是用杯子吃。

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