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关于开学了的幽默句子
更新时间: 2020-11-13 00:00:00  

手拿菜刀砍电线,一路火花带闪电。(作者:胡一菲)

出问题先从自己身上找原因,别一便秘就怪地球没引力。(作者:周立波)

我当年也是个痴情的种子,结果下了场雨……淹死了。(作者:周立波)

再长的路,一步步也能走完,再短的路,不迈开双脚也无法到达。(作者:汪国真)

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