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哄女朋友开心的笑话
更新时间: 2021-02-28 15:57:50  

1、小明入厕便秘,忽见一人飞奔而入,顷刻风雨交加,哥们儿,真羡慕你呀,那么快!羡慕啥呀?还没来得及脱裤子呢!

2、小两口吵架,把枕头扔到了楼下。一乞丐正好路过接着了,很高兴,接着又飞下一床被子,乞丐狂喜。摸着眼泪冲楼上喊道:楼上的大哥行行好,把那女的也扔下来吧!

3、有一天7岁的儿子与父亲同洗澡,老婆在洗澡间隔壁做饭。儿子问父:你那个东东好大,我的好小啊,父说:我的是大奔,你的是小宝马。老婆听见后说:还大奔呢,山路就熄火,老公很不高兴地说:那是在老路上,如果上了新路刚刚的!

4、小明:快来看,快来看,我上电视了!小王:你特么闲的没事爬电视上干嘛呀?赶紧下来,别把电视踩坏了!

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