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爱情幽默短信
更新时间: 2021-02-23 10:15:10  

1、蝴蝶对蜜蜂说:你真够小气的,装一肚子甜言密语却一句也舍不得给我。蜜蜂说:哼,还说我呢,你头上顶着那么长两根天线咋不给我发短信呀!

2、见到你就心跳,我已无药可救,只有你在身边才能安心睡觉,想你梦里都笑,除了你我谁都不要,是否感动得眼泪直掉其实我说的是钞票。

3、唐僧师徒取经徒中遇一美丽女子,八戒看了定要娶她为妻,悟空怀疑是妖精,唐僧说没关系,发条短信试探一下,回信息的是妖精,不回信息的让她嫁给八戒!

4、好久没有收到你的信息了,我发自内心地想你!不知你现在过得好吗?前几天路过你那里进去看了一下,见你睡着了,不忍叫醒你。唉!一窝小猪就属你最瘦!

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